Save the Planet or It’s Into the Compost Bin With You!
Harsh. Maybe exploding school kids was going a bit too far?
Yes, anyone who fears a dead-planet future has strong feelings about the humans who actively contribute to global warming at an alarming hourly rate. But I don’t think those incomprehensibly asinine poopheads deserve instantaneous annihilation.
Or, perhaps they do, but let’s be the better people and let them survive long enough to be convinced, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that global warming isn’t a hoax. Being able to say “I told you so, you sons of b%&@#es!“ will be waaaay more satisfying. (It totally won’t be, but the anger-fueled destruction of an entire group of people always smells Hitler-esque to me, and he’s a man to never emulate.)
Now I feel dirty. I must recycle or reuse something immediately. If anyone knows how to weave a fishing net out of plastic bags, I am all ears.
Further Reading:
Sony Drops Out of Climate Change Campaign After Exploding Kids Ad
10:10 Global Campaign
Sustainability Degree Offered at Arizona State University
Saving the Planet is a Solid Career Choice
Green Toilets at ASU Polytechnic
Penguin Games
It’s Not Easy Being Green
Consider a Well-Rounded MBA
Free Money for Textbooks
No More Tray Sledding for You!
M.S. in Sustainability Management: Earth Institute, Columbia University
Guide to 286 Green Colleges
Institute on the Environment Joins Forces With Stanford’s Natural Capital Project
14 Ways to Save Green While Increasing Greenness
BookRenter.com
Posted by Alexa Harrington
