Archive for August, 2011

My Fellow American

And watch this quick video from My Fellow American; it illustrates the point that being a Muslim doesn’t make you an evil asshole, being an evil asshole makes you an evil asshole[ READ MORE ]

How To Land A Mentor

Those giants are called mentors, and every chucklehead youngin’ like yourself wants one. The more awesome a mentor, the more sought out they are. This has the unfortunate effect of making them ignore most of the tweedle-dums who come begging for their priceless advice and knowledge[ READ MORE ]

Pennsylvania Schools Cheated Also

And I’m super duper excited to read American History a few decades from now when someone theorizes that President Bush and his No Child Left Behind Act pushed American educators to cheat on standardized tests. [ READ MORE ]

Ohio University Ranked Top Party School

Ohio University was just named Top Party School in the Princeton Review. Sweet! Shockingly, school officials aren’t well pleased with their school’s new ranking…[ READ MORE ]

Parasitic Wasps and Zombie Ladybugs

As it turns out, wasps do to ladybugs what those aliens did to Sigourney’s spaceshipmates: the Dinocampus coccinellae wasp lays (injects) its eggs (one egg) in the abdomen of the spotted ladybug. [ READ MORE ]

Five Jobs With High Salary and Minimal Education

Not that I want to promote less education, but budget cuts are jacking up tuition beyond all reason. Sometimes you’ve got to do what you can to survive when the people in charge are hosing your future[ READ MORE ]