Even Healthy Cafeteria Food Is Rejected By Students
Students have moaned and complained for decades about cafeteria fare. Shockingly, when Mrs. Obama and the Los Angeles School District massively revamped public school lunches in an effort to decrease obesity in America, the high school teens refused to eat black bean burgers and quinoa and demanded their nachos and strawberry milk back.
It turns out that healthy lunches are all well and good for small-scale sample tastings, but when massively produced for a large high school audience on a daily basis, the ew factor is upped considerably.
Whatever. Teenagers start the day angry. Trying to please them only makes them understand that you are their bitch. Also, they will immediately begin subversive activities, like bringing in Cheetos and Pepsi from the outside to ingest and to sell at a profit to their slower-on-the-uptake peers.
Posted by Alexa Harrington